Don't you wish you were a cop? - Page 5




 
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Boots
 
March 4th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
I like doggy, if that's any use!!
Trust you!
March 4th, 2013  
I3BrigPvSk
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
I like doggy, if that's any use!!

I thought you were a Daisy Chain kind of guy
March 4th, 2013  
Tankboy
 
 

Topic: Don't you wish you were a cop?


Yea, well you have to start somewhere!.
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Boots
March 4th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
We'll make sure your new handler doesn't put your collar on too tightly.
March 4th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Sounds an ideal job for Hawky!

At least he'll be getting some!
March 4th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tankboy
Oy, I have the sheriffs badge now.;D
Yeah and it's rusty!!!
March 4th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Highway Man
Yeah and it's rusty!!!
I'll lend him mine.
March 4th, 2013  
RusCan2013
 
lol True story, to go with the thread: my dad has this friend back in Russia, and he is a cop. And here's the thing, in Russia, especially in provincial towns like our former home Ulyanovsk, you have the street-level drug dealers and pimps, and above them - the mafia, to whom they pay protection fees and such; and above that - the local cops to whom the mafia pays. And this dude, he is a Colonel of police now, actually, and he has three sons, oldest is my age, early 20s; middle one is, like, a year younger; and the youngest one is a teenager still, like 16 or 17, and it's time for him to learn about sex and all that ****, you know. And there is no sex ed classes in Russian schools, you know, because the Orthodox Church has much influence over the school system nowadays

and they frown upon that kind of stuff lol

But, the boy must know what to do in bed, because they want to marry him off soon as he is 18, to the daughter of another powerful officer (that is how wealth and power are distributed over there, via family links ).

So, the good Colonel takes his boy, and they go (in a clearly marked police car, with blue number plates, like all Russian police cars, and the Colonel's personal driver, also a uniformed cop, at the wheel), to this brothel, who knows where. And the Colonel tells the pimp there to find his cleanest girl, no STDs or whatever, and he does; and the girl then spends the night teaching this kid, the Colonel's son, all the she knows about sex hahahaha Well, that's one way to lose your virginity lol

One thing I still love about Russia: endless source of stories like this
March 4th, 2013  
Capt Frogman
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RusCan2013
lol True story, to go with the thread: my dad has this friend back in Russia, and he is a cop. And here's the thing, in Russia, especially in provincial towns like our former home Ulyanovsk, you have the street-level drug dealers and pimps, and above them - the mafia, to whom they pay protection fees and such; and above that - the local cops to whom the mafia pays. And this dude, he is a Colonel of police now, actually, and he has three sons, oldest is my age, early 20s; middle one is, like, a year younger; and the youngest one is a teenager still, like 16 or 17, and it's time for him to learn about sex and all that ****, you know. And there is no sex ed classes in Russian schools, you know, because the Orthodox Church has much influence over the school system nowadays

and they frown upon that kind of stuff lol

But, the boy must know what to do in bed, because they want to marry him off soon as he is 18, to the daughter of another powerful officer (that is how wealth and power are distributed over there, via family links ).

So, the good Colonel takes his boy, and they go (in a clearly marked police car, with blue number plates, like all Russian police cars, and the Colonel's personal driver, also a uniformed cop, at the wheel), to this brothel, who knows where. And the Colonel tells the pimp there to find his cleanest girl, no STDs or whatever, and he does; and the girl then spends the night teaching this kid, the Colonel's son, all the she knows about sex hahahaha Well, that's one way to lose your virginity lol

One thing I still love about Russia: endless source of stories like this
I want a job in the Russian police immediately!
March 4th, 2013  
The Highway Man
 
 
Russia - Scotland, both places where I haven't got a fecking clue what they are saying, and they both eat some seriously fecked up food!
 


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