Don't Mess with Texas (Women)

Missileer

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TEXAN WIFE...


A Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves,
she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."

Never Upset a Texas Woman
 
bulldogg said:
So what did you do Hoss? ;)
Hehehe

Actually, it was quick thinking on my part if I do say so myself. I used the nearby bucket of quenching water, which had gotten pretty cold, to....let's just say time was short as were other things.:cowb:
 
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