DON'T BE LATE!




 
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DON'T BE LATE!
 
October 13th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: DON'T BE LATE!


DON'T BE LATE!
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner.

He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

The priest began, saying, "I got my first impression of the parish from he first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer.He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full good and loving people.".. .

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived,"said the politician."In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."

Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE!
October 13th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
so true
October 13th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Oy!
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DON'T BE LATE!
October 16th, 2005  
Padre
 
 
least he was absolved, but I wouldn't go home to the wife that night if I was him.

October 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
ewww.....LOL
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Ouch. Good one as always, tomtom!!
October 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
youza....