Domestic Harmony 1.

[Del Boy]

His wife was hinting about what she wanted for their upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
He bought her a bathroom scale.

 

[The Other Guy]

Then the fight started.

 

[AB_Shorts_Momma]

I'll bet the next time anyone visited him it was in the hospital!

 

[Sevens]

More like the funeral home.

 

[tomtom22]

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