Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans




 
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Boots
 
March 9th, 2006  
DTop
 
 

Topic: Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans


Dog's Top 10 Pet Peeves About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funy at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FREAKING DOG YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons, now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home!

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. C'mon, haven't you noticed - we have fur?
March 9th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
LOL nice one!
March 9th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL!
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Boots
March 9th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
#9 Roflmao !!
March 9th, 2006  
The Cooler King
 
hahaha Good one DTop!
March 10th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!
March 10th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
The truth be known.
March 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
hahahaha...thats why my dog bit the vet...now i know...thanks d!
November 5th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 








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