The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell my wife that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the chemist's and bought some hair remover.
At the check out, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She told him, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week then."
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell my wife that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the chemist's and bought some hair remover.
At the check out, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She told him, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week then."
