Dog philosophy




 
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Boots
 
December 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Dog philosophy


The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
- Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret


December 15th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Excellent and may I add...

"If you truly think yourself a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around."
Unknown
December 15th, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 
Very funny!
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Boots
December 15th, 2005  
xander
 
 
good stuff
December 15th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
oh crap, i left my dog outside...
December 15th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
Just once, go out and pee as high as you can on a tree. It will mystify and scare your dog at the same time while he looks around for another animal that big.
December 16th, 2005  
Bory
 
 
Those are really good
December 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Good one tomtom22
December 16th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
Hahahaahahahahahahahgaga!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
I need to remember that one, Missileer.