Dog Attack

Damien435

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Two young friends in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rotweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off the nearby fence, slipped it under the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dogs neck.

A liberal newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline. "Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox Fan" the little boy interjected. "Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston Mass, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:

"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either", the boy replied.

The reporter says, "I assumed everyone in this State was either for the Red Sox, Kerry, or Kennedy." Do you like Kennedy then?

" You mean the swimmer? Actually no", said the little boy. "I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I like George W. Bush".

Hitting the delete key the reporter began again:

"Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
 
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