Dodgy Jokes




 
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Dodgy Jokes
 
November 22nd, 2005  
zyonchaos
 
 

Topic: Dodgy Jokes


Dodgy Jokes
What do you call a sheep with no legs??


A Cloud

What do you call a fly with no wings??


A Walk


What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs??


A Raisin

What do you call a fish with no eyes??

A fsh


Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater


What goes tick, tock, woof, tick, tock, woof??

A watch dog

Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog
November 22nd, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Not bad.
November 22nd, 2005  
FULLMETALJACKET
 
 
like the sheep and fish ones, clever.
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Dodgy Jokes
November 23rd, 2005  
dragonfett
 
 
Does the big purple people eater have one eye and one horn and fly?
November 23rd, 2005  
phoenix80
 
 
very well!
November 23rd, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Quote:
Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater

Actually I named my car The Purple People Eater

November 23rd, 2005  
dragonfett
 
 
Does it eat people?
November 23rd, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonfett
Does it eat people?
Well people get inside it's "tummy" of sorts...don't you think the cab area of a vehical could be called the tummy?

November 23rd, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
November 24th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
Quote:
Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog

what about, the wife/gf during that time of the month?