Dodgy Jokes

[zyonchaos]

What do you call a sheep with no legs??


A Cloud

What do you call a fly with no wings??


A Walk


What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs??


A Raisin

What do you call a fish with no eyes??

A fsh


Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater


What goes tick, tock, woof, tick, tock, woof??

A watch dog

Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog

 

[AFSteliga]

Not bad.

 

[FULLMETALJACKET]

like the sheep and fish ones, clever.

 

[dragonfett]

Does the big purple people eater have one eye and one horn and fly?

 

[phoenix80]

very well!

 

[pixiedustboo]

Whats big, purple and eats people??

A big purple people eater

Actually I named my car The Purple People Eater

:lol:

 

[dragonfett]

Does it eat people?

 

[pixiedustboo]

Does it eat people?

Well people get inside it's "tummy" of sorts...don't you think the cab area of a vehical could be called the tummy?

:? :lol:

 

[Navy Boy]

:lol: :lol:

 

[behemoth79]

Whats got two legs, bleeds a lot and growls when you walk past??

Half a dog

what about, the wife/gf during that time of the month?

 

[FULLMETALJACKET]

wow. you guys are weird. :roll:

 

[zyonchaos]

:rock:

what about, the wife/gf during that time of the month?

Yeah, but how much would I have got done if id said that lol use your imagination, its a two answer joke depending on who your telling it to lol

Fullmetaljacket I know I am weird and thank you for noticing it lol:rock:

 

[LIPS]

not bad

 

[tomtom22]

:lol: Some gross, but most good.:lol: