42RM
Banned
An Royal Marine RSM walks into a bordello and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Regimental Sergeant Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.
He immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Regimental Sergeant Major Dick, been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his ***** becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.
The RSM replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, STAND AT EASE!" His ***** immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.
The RSM says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "STAND AT EASE!" (His ***** goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.
The RSM shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His ***** becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "STAND AT EASE."
The RSM looks down, and to his amazement, his ***** is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me Marine, STAND AT EASE!" Once again, his ***** is still fully erect. The RSM is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, STAND AT EASE!"
No luck, his ***** is still hard. He yells, "You bastard!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to ********** vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The RSM replies, "This Marine disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
He immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Regimental Sergeant Major Dick, been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his ***** becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.
The RSM replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, STAND AT EASE!" His ***** immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.
The RSM says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "STAND AT EASE!" (His ***** goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.
The RSM shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Royals thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His ***** becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "STAND AT EASE."
The RSM looks down, and to his amazement, his ***** is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me Marine, STAND AT EASE!" Once again, his ***** is still fully erect. The RSM is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, STAND AT EASE!"
No luck, his ***** is still hard. He yells, "You bastard!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to ********** vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The RSM replies, "This Marine disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
