DIRTY MARINE JOKE

azmami4u

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It's 5 in the morning. The marine recruits are lined up outside their barracks. Nude. It's mid-January. In Alaska. The sergeant walks up to the first marine and whacks him across the ... [fill in the blank].

The sergeant barks: "Did you feel that, soldier?"

The recruit responds: "No, sir!"

The sergeant: "Why not, soldier?"

The recruit: "Because I'm a rough tough marine, sir!"

The sergeant goes to the next marine and whacks him across his ... [fill in the blank]. The sergeant bellows: "Did you feel that, soldier?"

The recruit screams: "No, sir!"

"Why not, soldier?" "Because I'm a rough tough marine. Sir!"

The sergeant goes to the third marine and etc. etc. "Did you feel that?"

"No, sir!"

"Why not?"

"Because it belongs to the guy behind me!"
 
Amusing

Since when do REAL Marines call Sergeants Sir????? :drill:


Only when they're in Recruit School. Every Marine is 'sir', even a PFC.

Which raises another question...since when do Marine recruits train in Alaska?
 
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