New Michigan Law:
The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit. For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Detroit Lions.

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Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, 'Jesus Christ'.

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Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

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Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

A. To the Detroit Lions Stadium- they never have a touchdown there!

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Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

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Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

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Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

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Q. What do the Detroit Lions and a opossum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

LOL. Poor lions... I'm about to take this all places it doesn't need to go, but here goes anyway.... You would think with all the black folks they'd have a decent team... Though the same could be said of the Falcons.

im never speeding in michigan!!

One of the worst teams in NFL History, right down there with the '76 Buccaneers.

Sucks to be the Lions.

Oh harsh!!!! Funny as heck.....but way harsh!!!!

This thread should be in the Jokes forum................ bad jokes that is.

Originally Posted by tomtom22

This thread should be in the Jokes forum................ bad jokes that is.

Wow tomtom. That was ALMOST as good as the original.