Decoding Women's Ads




 
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Decoding Women's Ads
 
February 9th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Decoding Women's Ads


Decoding Women's Ads
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ...................... 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking ........ Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit ................ Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ......... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ...............Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............*****
Voluptuous ...............Very Fat
Large frame ...............Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ..........Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
February 9th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Hahahahahahahahaha Hey Tomtom Missileer's trying to replace you- watch out
February 10th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Missileer
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ...................... 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking ........ Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit ................ Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ......... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ...............Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............*****
Voluptuous ...............Very Fat
Large frame ...............Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ..........Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

Who woulda thunk it..
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Decoding Women's Ads
February 10th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
February 10th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha
February 10th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Italian Guy
Hahahahahahahahaha Hey Tomtom Missileer's trying to replace you- watch out
No he's not.

February 11th, 2006  
MightyMacbeth
 
 
hehe, wonder if they are correct or not.. cause if it is, then this would really really help 8)

and both of them seniors are good, Tomtom and Missileer
February 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
You better believe it!
February 12th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Hahaha
March 2nd, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MightyMacbeth
hehe, wonder if they are correct or not.. cause if it is, then this would really really help 8)

and both of them seniors are good, Tomtom and Missileer


Yeah pretty much they're true!