Declaring Independence

[A Can of Man]

Okay, so we always talk about the ills of the world and our respective (and other) countries.
If you got to declare independence with the forum members, how would you go about it?

Or better yet... how would we want to go about on a Coup D'Etat?

 

[The Other Guy]

hmm... we would need a hacker...

 

[A Can of Man]

Well I mean, a grand get together with guns and explosives.

 

[The Other Guy]

well, we wouldn't post about it on here...
I really don't know. Probably start in Mexico...


Redleg is Watching us...

 

[Sevens]

I wouldn't mess with Redleg or his Mighty Mod Minions. That's just a skeery thought right there! :shock:

 

[Fox]

Do you need to stay off from the drugs, 13th Redneck?

 

[pixiedustboo]

Well I mean, a grand get together with guns and explosives.

I don't want to play with the explosives, but I'll make the brownies and play with the guns!

I love getting together! :horsie:

 

[A Can of Man]

Fine, I'll bring the sausages pixiedustboo has got the brownies...
We'll discuss this over a gigantic cookout by some random grass field.
It's not exactly a beer hall but it will do.

 

[Team Infidel]

might as well start in D.C.

 

[pixiedustboo]

might as well start in D.C.

Oh please. We should start in a hick town where we can gather minions without being spied on by the camera's on the street corners! :idea:

 

[The Other Guy]

Or by redleg...

 

[A Can of Man]

Let's start in Canada. We'll make up some bogus historical claim to half of [SIZE=-1]Saskatchewan[/SIZE] and create the fine state of Saskatchewanistan. Whiskey can't be sold "illegally" because all forms of whiskey sale will be legal. The 2nd Amendment rights will now be called the 1st amendment rights and the 1st amendment rights will now be the 2nd. Just getting our priorities straight you know?

Also with such a long name, no one will know we exist and those who do, will think we're in Central Asia!

 

[The Other Guy]

meh, I like the order it's in. But make owning more than 37 dogs illegal.

 

[A Can of Man]

But owning more than 37 dogs is mandatory to have them pull the ten ton snow tank.

 

[The Other Guy]

tanks?

you're welcome.

 

[A Can of Man]

That sucks dude. A ***** slapping is in the order here.

 

[The Other Guy]

no. Monica Lewinsky sucks.

motion to ban ***** slapping!

 

[A Can of Man]

Are you even old enough to remember Monica Lewinsky?

 

[Fox]

Are you even old enough to remember Monica Lewinsky?

Everybody remembers her...

 

[The Other Guy]

Yes I am, and I remember it quite clearly. I didn't know what the @#^$% they were talking about, but... yeah.