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Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common,
when one is attacked by a vicious dog.
Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and
managed to wedge it down the dog's collar
and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its
attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy.? "Young
Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts
writing in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were,"
said the reporter and starts again.

"Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..."he
continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said.

"Oh, Patriots Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..."
He continued to write in his notebook.
"I'm not a Patriots Fan either", said the boy.

" I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins,
the Red Sox, So, or the Patriots, so, what
team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."
 
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