The Dangerous Mule




 
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The Dangerous Mule
 
May 3rd, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: The Dangerous Mule


The Dangerous Mule
Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.
Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.
At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
"Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"
May 3rd, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Heh...funny.
May 3rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Ha Ha
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The Dangerous Mule
May 4th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one