Robert
Active member
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk
cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be
'North Dakota'
for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the
cow. Ole reaches
under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls...the cow
farts. Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is
selling the cow,
then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with
the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor,
Sven, and says,
"Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust
bought. Pull her teat,
and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in
Nordakota, didn't
yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his
trip.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
cow and hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be
'North Dakota'
for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the
cow. Ole reaches
under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and
pulls...the cow
farts. Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is
selling the cow,
then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with
the cow's current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor,
Sven, and says,
"Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust
bought. Pull her teat,
and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in
Nordakota, didn't
yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his
trip.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
