phoenix80
Banned
Daddy is home
Hi honey, this is Daddy.....is your mommy near the phone?"
No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" Brief pause.
Daddy says: "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey."
Yes I do. He's upstairs with Mommy now."
Daddy says: " Honey, let's play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy's home."
" Okay, Daddy."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She's not moving anymore."
" I'm sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?"
" He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."
Long pause...
Daddy asks, "Swimming pool?? Is this 597-7039?"
"No."
"Sorry .Wrong number."
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Hi honey, this is Daddy.....is your mommy near the phone?"
No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank" Brief pause.
Daddy says: "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey."
Yes I do. He's upstairs with Mommy now."
Daddy says: " Honey, let's play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on the bedroom door, and tell Mommy that Daddy's home."
" Okay, Daddy."
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed, ran around screaming, then tripped over the rug and fell downstairs. She's not moving anymore."
" I'm sorry honey. What about Uncle Frank?"
" He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool...but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water for winter, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."
Long pause...
Daddy asks, "Swimming pool?? Is this 597-7039?"
"No."
"Sorry .Wrong number."
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