March 10th, 2008  
Team Infidel

Topic: Cussing

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in agreement.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' in it, and you say something with 'ass' in it."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."


He flies out of the chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother is in hot pursuit, slapping his rear-end at every step. Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out !!!"

She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks, in a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
March 10th, 2008  
LOL!!! THAT is awesome!! Best one I've heard in a while!
March 10th, 2008  
LOL Nice.....
March 11th, 2008  
A Can of Man
OH MAN!!! brilliant.
March 11th, 2008  
Kinda reminds of my brothers.....
May 5th, 2009  
oh wow!!!!
May 5th, 2009  
Hahaahhahahahaaha, cant stop LOL, hahahhaa!
May 6th, 2009  

Cheerios were definitely the problem...

Lonnie Courtney Clay
July 29th, 2009  
Lol !!!
July 29th, 2009