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Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the
mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to
a room. No one wanted to room with Jack because he
snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Jack and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair messy and
his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened
to you?" He said, "Jack snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In
the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes
all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Jack shakes the
roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next
morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I
went and tucked Jack into bed and kissed him good
night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to
a room. No one wanted to room with Jack because he
snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Jack and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair messy and
his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened
to you?" He said, "Jack snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In
the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes
all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Jack shakes the
roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next
morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I
went and tucked Jack into bed and kissed him good
night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
