The Other Guy
Spam King
A Cubs fan, a yankees fan, and a sox fan are walking to the all star game together wearing their favorite teams hats. (why, I don't know, but I think they were all armed) They pass these feet sticking out of the bushes on the side of the road. They walk over and find a dead naked woman laying face up in the bushes.
The red sox fan says, "We should go get the police!"
The cubs fan says, "Wait." he removes his hat and places it on "hill 1."
The sox fan covers "hill 2" with his hat and the yankees fan shields the lower area from view with his hat.
The police come by. One officer picks up the cubs hat, looks, and sets it back down. He repeats the process with the red sox hat. However when he picks up the yankees hat he looks confused. He looks again. He calls his buddy over. They both keep looking under the yankees hat, and looking at each other all confused.
The yankees fan is going ballistic. "What is wrong with you sickos? What on earth are you doing?"
The one officer stands up and says, "Well, sir, please bear with us. You know that usually under a cubs cap is a boob, and usually under a red sox cap is a boob, but usually under a yankees cap is an arsehole, so you understand our confusion..."
The red sox fan says, "We should go get the police!"
The cubs fan says, "Wait." he removes his hat and places it on "hill 1."
The sox fan covers "hill 2" with his hat and the yankees fan shields the lower area from view with his hat.
The police come by. One officer picks up the cubs hat, looks, and sets it back down. He repeats the process with the red sox hat. However when he picks up the yankees hat he looks confused. He looks again. He calls his buddy over. They both keep looking under the yankees hat, and looking at each other all confused.
The yankees fan is going ballistic. "What is wrong with you sickos? What on earth are you doing?"
The one officer stands up and says, "Well, sir, please bear with us. You know that usually under a cubs cap is a boob, and usually under a red sox cap is a boob, but usually under a yankees cap is an arsehole, so you understand our confusion..."
