Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Do your PTIs kiss their muscles and scream "3 times round my beautiful body - GOOOOOOOOO!!!" like the Brit ones do?

If you got time to scream all of that you ain't doing enough PT.

The PTIs in the UK love themselves and spend all the time preening themselves and looking in the mirror.

Like I said, if you've got time for all of that you ain't working hard enough.

Recruits: baby wipes are your friends. Stick a pack into your sack, and you've got a quick shower. No one wants to smell your nasty self.

Take off: laymen's terms: start running now

Originally Posted by crazytanker

Like I said, if you've got time for all of that you ain't working hard enough.

Recruits: baby wipes are your friends. Stick a pack into your sack, and you've got a quick shower. No one wants to smell your nasty self.

Snow works too. It's fun to be a winter soldier.....I did something funny during my basic training. I said something offensive to a Major. Me and another solider in the basic squad had been spending the night under a spruce tree. It was cold as polar bears axx, and it was quite comfortable under the tree. I told him "go fxxk yourself" when he ordered us out from there. Fortunately he had a sense of humor.

Originally Posted by I3BrigPvSk

Snow works too. It's fun to be a winter soldier.....I did something funny during my basic training. I said something offensive to a Major. Me and another solider in the basic squad had been spending the night under a spruce tree. It was cold as polar bears axx, and it was quite comfortable under the tree. I told him "go fxxk yourself" when he ordered us out from there. Fortunately he had a sense of humor.

I told a Colonel once that if he thought he could do better than what I was already doing to get his a$$ over here and show me how, otherwise to shut the bleep up and get the bleep out of my face. His jaw hit the floor, the First Sergeant told him he might want to pick his teeth up off the ground. He didn't say another word about it and moved onto the next sucker who got it worse, I'm sure.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

The PTIs in the UK love themselves and spend all the time preening themselves and looking in the mirror.

No thats the Red Caps.

It was actually an infantry PTI before I joined RMP.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

It was actually an infantry PTI before I joined RMP.

I see, you needed legal reasons to do unspeakable things to the innocent, poor soldiers.....and when the need for the MP occurred, they couldn't be found.


In Sweden, the Military Police is/was responsible for the handling of POWs, the interrogators and such belonged to the MP. Is/was that the same in the UK?

Originally Posted by crazytanker

I told a Colonel once that if he thought he could do better than what I was already doing to get his a$$ over here and show me how, otherwise to shut the bleep up and get the bleep out of my face. His jaw hit the floor, the First Sergeant told him he might want to pick his teeth up off the ground. He didn't say another word about it and moved onto the next sucker who got it worse, I'm sure.

I was told by the DI to watch the equipment while the platoon went to chow. Then the 1st one out would relive me and I would have about 5 minutes to each lunch. I said to him "What are you talking about (in a very sassy tone)". Well that didn't work so well. I spent some late evening cleaning thru the night and did some extra PT. Didn't get much sleep for a short bit.