Croc wrestling




 
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Boots
 
June 17th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: Croc wrestling


A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.
He held the partyaround the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good timedrinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters from the BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool!
Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ar * e! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh ** t, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

Nah, you all right, I don' want it," said Jimmy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don' want it," answered Jimmy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Jimmy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?"

Jimmy said, "I wan' the name of the pr ** ick who pushed me in the pool."
June 17th, 2005  
Bory
 
 
LOL, I love it
June 17th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
Not as funny as the hospital episode:http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ic.php?t=12634. But still pretty funny.
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Boots
June 21st, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
That was great!
June 21st, 2005  
AussieNick
 
Brilliant
January 14th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 
January 31st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
:-d :-d :-d
January 31st, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Very nice!!!!! LOL