AZ_Infantry
Active member
OK, here is how we do it.
First, you stick a nail in your finger with a 90 PSI brad nailer and then gank it out. Air nailer is teh suck if you choose the wrong size nail. Then, let it sit for several days. You get this:
OK, next, never get a tat that extends below your wrist - it doesn't work with a suit:
OK, next thing is to never, ever, ever jerk back from pain. Remember this! Because if you do, you'll break some knuckles as I did.
Then you get a pinky finger that looks as thus:
Because when you do that, you're liable to jab your elbow into something really sharp - as I did. Then you have to administer stitches to yourself to stop the bleeding some 3 days later. Not fun. I used 4-pound fishing line and a good, sharp, curved darning needle. Yes, it hurt.
Still, better than allowing a doctor to do it.
Wrap it real good if you do it yourself - I put in 3 stitches, but one tore the skin, so now I have 2.
And THAT, brothers and sisters, is what NOT to do but how, if you DO do it, to fix it. Yes, I am in considerable pain thanks to that tile that impaled my arm and a couple broken fingers and nailing wood to my finger. But these are the fun things of having no education!
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First, you stick a nail in your finger with a 90 PSI brad nailer and then gank it out. Air nailer is teh suck if you choose the wrong size nail. Then, let it sit for several days. You get this:
OK, next, never get a tat that extends below your wrist - it doesn't work with a suit:
OK, next thing is to never, ever, ever jerk back from pain. Remember this! Because if you do, you'll break some knuckles as I did.
Then you get a pinky finger that looks as thus:
Because when you do that, you're liable to jab your elbow into something really sharp - as I did. Then you have to administer stitches to yourself to stop the bleeding some 3 days later. Not fun. I used 4-pound fishing line and a good, sharp, curved darning needle. Yes, it hurt.
Still, better than allowing a doctor to do it.
Wrap it real good if you do it yourself - I put in 3 stitches, but one tore the skin, so now I have 2.
And THAT, brothers and sisters, is what NOT to do but how, if you DO do it, to fix it. Yes, I am in considerable pain thanks to that tile that impaled my arm and a couple broken fingers and nailing wood to my finger. But these are the fun things of having no education!
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