Cowboy boots




 
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Cowboy boots
 
March 1st, 2010  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: Cowboy boots


Cowboy boots
Mildred and Bert moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Mildred looked him over. 'Nope.'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Mildred looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled,
'And do you know why it's hanging down, Mildred?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Mildred replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
March 4th, 2010  
sky2979
 
 
Heheheheheee.......
 


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