Court Transcripts

Court Transcripts
June 7th, 2007  

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Court Transcripts
Question 1.
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks.

Question 2.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

Question 3.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

Question 4.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Question 5.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Question 7.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.

Question 8.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were you red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Question 9.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Question 10.
Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old, how old is he?

Question 11.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Question 12.
Q: Did he kill you?

Question 13.
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Question 14.
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Question 15.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Question 16.
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at the time?

Question 17.
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Question 18.
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Question 19.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Question 20.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?

Question 21.
Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Question 22.
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK,? What school did you go to?
A: Oral

Question 23.
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Question 24.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Question 25.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Team Infidel
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LOL....people are stupid!
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