*corrupt a wish*

[MightyMacbeth]

Dont know if this topic was created before, and I hope it wont get deleted.

Its simple. Make a wish, and the poster below u corrupts it or something like that. Then makes a wish.

example:

I wish I was me
---------

U become a donkey instead

I wish I could fly


u get it right..? what? good

Here goes :

"I wish college life would get easier"

 

[ghost457]

you just got put in the hardest math class ever


i wish i had a million dollars

 

[Navy Boy]

To bad you gave the money to me.

I wish for world peace

 

[FutureDevilDog]

China invades Taiwan

I wish I lived in a mansion

 

[Pyro]

you live in a box.

I wish for a new car.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u get a donky

I wish that when i drink too much, i dont have to pee

 

[FutureDevilDog]

when you drink your prostate enlargens, causing you to not be able to pee, even when you are not drunk

I want true love

 

[Navy Boy]

You get a guy insted.

I wish to be God.

 

[ghost457]

you are cursed and become a rock

i wish i could get a girlfriend.....

 

[FutureDevilDog]

you end up in jail and get a girlfriend named "Fred"

I want to be able to fly

 

[Pyro]

400 pound weights are tied to your legs.

I wish for China To Invade Taiwan.

 

[5.56X45mm]

The People's Republic of China get's nuked back into the stone age...

I wish that the UN gets out of the US and that the US gets out of the UN...

 

[Pyro]

The US becomes the UN.

I wish I had 50 computers.

 

[Rob Henderson]

The only computer you have crashes.

I wish i could speak every language...ever.

 

[Ramjet]

God smites you because He believes you are trying to create a Tower of Babel v2.

I wish I had more money.

 

[therise21]

you are able to speak every language ever, but you dont understand any of them.





i wish i was drinking.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

u are, but guess what...u are drinking <bleeeeep>


I wish I had infinite amount of money

 

[Rob Henderson]

All the currency printers break down and the government recalls all bills and change.

I wish I could meet aliens.

 

[migidarra]

You do meet aliens....they are mexicans

I wish for a pet panther

 

[Rob Henderson]

The panther eats you....

I wish I could own a Farrari.