*corrupt a wish*

ya missed it there...

You gain 10 lbs but dont stop and keep gaining untill you are the fattest person alive.

I wish I had 5 million bucks.
 
You get Jury Duty for a michael Jackson case


I wish i could come up with some better wishes
 
and your wish comes true

(he didnt have one so i ruined it by saying it came true..... in case u didnt get it)


i wish i had 4 arms
 
The next morning, you discover your neighbours wanting to copulate with you.

I wish I could transform.
 
poof...a big ugly genie from a bottle appears and says you were going to get three wishes but you just blew them.

I wish I was poorer
 
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