*corrupt a wish*

everybody dies of clogged arteries and obesity

i wish for....... 2 hot twins to show up at my door in bikinis
 
Bush accidentally mispronounces 'Afghanistan' in the year 2007 and Australia is accidentally reduced to radioactive rubble.

I wish I could get drunk without all the calories!
 
Everybody decides to do so AT THE SAME TIME. 6 billion people visit the country, Australia overcrowded, civil war, end of Australia.

Pick the one about Australia=Afghanistan now.
 
you get drunk, without all the calories, but you take a really really fat ugly chick home with you as well.


I wish i had an easier time with math
 
you meet someone famous, and they immediately hate you, and tell everyone on live television that you are a horrible person and that no one should befriend you.


I wish it was easier to come up with a wish so that i could wish it.
 
you become infamous for letting Saddamn Hussein out of Jail, and for getting Osama Binladen to safety.



i wish Canada was a part of America
 
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