*corrupt a wish*

[Fox]

No, it ain't gonna happens to you but it does happens to someone else.

I wish I could join the Corps and deploy to Iraq...

 

[The Other Guy]

you do, and get shot. Twice. In the arse.

I wish for a microphone

 

[Fox]

You got it but you made everyone deaf including you.

I wish I could eat Italian foods.

 

[The Other Guy]

you can, but as soon as you do you die.

I wish for a mouse.

 

[Sevens]

You get an elephant.


I wish I could find something to eat.

 

[justin1552]

you eat and become the size of a whale.

I wish time wasn't so slow.

 

[Fox]

It's slower than slow.

I wish I could be a comedian.

 

[Sevens]

You're a drama queen. :mrgreen:


I wish I wasn't feeling so icky. I have a lot to do!!

 

[justin1552]

you get the plague and DIE!

I wish I had a rat flail.

 

[Delta]

You Implode

I wish I something no one can grant : To understand women.