C/2nd Lt Robot
Active member
COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN
1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. The garage is all yours.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
5. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
8. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
9. Same work .. more pay.
10. Wrinkles-add character.
11. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
12. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux rental 100.
13. If you retain water, it's in a water bottle.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16. One mood, ALL the d :cen: time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
18. A five-day holiday requires only 1 small suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. Your underwear is 20 for a three-pack.
22. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be angry with me."
26. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. (Happened at a Jimmy Buffett concert)
27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
33. You can "do" your nails with a Leatherman. (This one's my personal favourites)
34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th in minutes.
35. The World is your urinal.
1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. The garage is all yours.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
5. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
8. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
9. Same work .. more pay.
10. Wrinkles-add character.
11. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
12. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux rental 100.
13. If you retain water, it's in a water bottle.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16. One mood, ALL the d :cen: time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
18. A five-day holiday requires only 1 small suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. Your underwear is 20 for a three-pack.
22. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be angry with me."
26. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. (Happened at a Jimmy Buffett concert)
27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
33. You can "do" your nails with a Leatherman. (This one's my personal favourites)
34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th in minutes.
35. The World is your urinal.
