April 18th, 2006  
lol my boxers are a buck for 1 haha. it doesnt matter what brand my crap are.
April 18th, 2006  
Before my Wife moved in, I hated to wash and dry clothes so I had five or six unopened packages of underwear. Much easier to just keep buying clean ones but the pile of dirty ones got pretty high.
April 19th, 2006  
Navy Boy

Originally Posted by C/2nd Lt Robot

1. Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your last name stays put.
3. The garage is all yours.
4. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
5. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
7. You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
8. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
9. Same work .. more pay.
10. Wrinkles-add character.
11. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
12. Wedding Dress 2000; Tux rental 100.
13. If you retain water, it's in a water bottle.
14. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16. One mood, ALL the d time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
18. A five-day holiday requires only 1 small suitcase.
19. You can open all your own jars.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. Your underwear is 20 for a three-pack.
22. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
23. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
24. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
25. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be angry with me."
26. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. (Happened at a Jimmy Buffett concert)
27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
29. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
30. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
31. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
33. You can "do" your nails with a Leatherman. (This one's my personal favourites)
34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th in minutes.
35. The World is your urinal.
DAMN! That stuff is 100% true man hood!
April 19th, 2006  
I really like numbers 9 and 28, they are all great but those two really stick out.
April 19th, 2006  
The same hairstlye lasts for years... I haven't had my hair cut differently in all my 16 years in this world. All my friends my age think I have a problem

I agree wholeheartedly with all of these.
April 21st, 2006  
funny and true
April 22nd, 2006  
C/2nd Lt Robot
The only one that doesn't apply to me is number 14. Chicks do stare at my chest when talking to me. So maybe it doesn't, it says glance.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
that's a good one