Confucius say.........

Confucius say; If you go to bed with ass that itch, then you wakes with fingers that smell!
 
I see.... well, gents feast on these...

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
 
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
There is no such thing as stupid question; only stupid man.
 
People with puppies in house should not walk around in bare feet. As my daughter found out when she found a puddle from Molly.:thumb::bravo::rock:
 
Here are some more sayings from the Man...

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
"Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
 
In Sardinia, we've got this saying that well explains Sardinian character and, of course, Sardinian courage:
"Chie disizat sa morte est unu vile, chie la timet est pejus" :bravo:
that is:
"Who wishes for death is a coward, who is afraid of it is worse" :salute2:

A big ciao from the most beautiful Island in the World

Alex
 
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