Confounded Sex




 
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Confounded Sex
 
November 26th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Confounded Sex


Confounded Sex

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."

The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."

November 26th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Smart woman...
November 27th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
That's Good.
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Confounded Sex
November 27th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Ouch...
November 27th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Poor guy...
 


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