Computers Are Divine




 
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Boots
 
February 4th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Computers Are Divine


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I Iost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
February 4th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good one.
September 13th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
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September 13th, 2005  
Chocobo_Blitzer
 
lmao... so lame...
September 13th, 2005  
Marinerhodes
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocobo_Blitzer
lmao... so lame...
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But funny
September 14th, 2005  
Locke
 
 

Topic: Re: Computers Are Divine


Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
"Jesus saves."
and he passes long..... to Moses..... who.... SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!!!!!!!
September 14th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Actually Jesus saves, but Moses invests.
October 5th, 2005  
migidarra
 
GR8 1!

October 10th, 2005  
MontyB
 
 
hehe I love this type of joke and even more amusing is that the wife doesnt see why its so funny.