The Colonel and the Corporal

The Highway Man

Brit Pack 2I/C
An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff.

Whilst waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how
much of it was "pleasure"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Corporal
who was in charge of making the coffee.

What was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.
 
Does the truth hurt? I bet there were there plenty of Rupert's wives getting a good servicing from a hairy arsed JNCO whilst hubby was busy in HQ. ;) "Do me big boy, one is arriving, one is arriving!" :D
 
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Does the truth hurt? I bet there were there plenty of Rupert's wives getting a good servicing from a hairy arsed JNCO whilst hubby was busy in HQ. ;) "Do me big boy, one is arriving, one is arriving!" :D

You'd be surprised what went on. ;)

It wasn't just JNCO's bedding Officers wives! Officers bedding other Officers wives wasn't unheard of. Obviously I was never involved in such shenanigans...

Good job Mrs CF lived back home. Like feck was she staying in any Officers quarters!!!!!
 
And not just in the British Army! My father was an officer in the Aussie Army and to be quite blunt, couldn't keep his dick in his pants - I've heard a few tales of his that involved other officer's wives.
 
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