College Football




 
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College Football
 
November 12th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: College Football


College Football
College Football is back!
(1) What does the average Univ. of Iowa player get on his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
..........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
.........Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Ohio State graduate off your porch?
..........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
.....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami (Fla) football player's life?
..........His freshman year.
(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
..........None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
......... Durham, North Carolina . He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
AND FINALLY...
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
November 12th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Priceless Tom I'm grinning from ear to ear.
November 12th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
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College Football
November 15th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
January 12th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Nice!!
February 1st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that is great... funny stuff
May 18th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: These are really funny.......


wish there was a joke for all the other colleges/universities too.
May 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
Oh thats funny!!!