COFFEE, CROISSANTS AND WRIGLEYS




 
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Boots
 
April 11th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: COFFEE, CROISSANTS AND WRIGLEYS


COFFEE, CROISSANTS AND WRIGLEYS

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Australian’s turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think its called Wrigley’s?"
April 11th, 2005  
Tibs
 
April 12th, 2005  
MadeInChina
 
ive heard of the original in where its france instead of australia, i guess u changed it for ur own sake 8)
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Boots
April 12th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
i dont get the punchline. "Why do you think its called Wrigley’s?" i dont get it.
October 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
October 15th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
October 15th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
I think I'll change brands.
October 16th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by behemoth79
i dont get the punchline. "Why do you think its called Wrigley’s?" i dont get it.
Ask mum and dad
October 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 

Topic: Re: COFFEE, CROISSANTS AND WRIGLEYS


Quote:
Originally Posted by LIPS
COFFEE, CROISSANTS AND WRIGLEYS

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia." The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Australian’s turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think its called Wrigley’s?"
That one was funny.
October 21st, 2005  
xander
 
 
hahahahaha