Clymidia....

82ndMechanic

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Two not-so bright Sergeants were celebrating their promotion to E-5.

One Sergeant decided to go out and find a lady of the night (prostitute for those who are unfamiliar). She tells him - we can do what ever, but I have clymidia.

He says okay - and quickly calls his buddy - the other Sergeant - and asks him to look it up in the dictionary.

The Sergeant looks it up and replies:

"It's okay, you're safe..... it only affects the privates."
 
d'oh!
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