Overweight people are just thankful that's all

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

I don't need it either, tanky - the decrepit old fart is more likely to need it than me. I'm younger than tanky and CF.

Aren't we the same age Highway Man?

We are luv, for the record, Pte Parts has no problems getting on parade.

I am a fraction younger.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

I am a fraction younger.

Yet you're the bald grandad....

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Pte Parts has no problems getting on parade.

It's just a shame he's impossible to spot!

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Yet you're the bald grandad....

Step grandad, and I shave my head as I'm too tight to buy shampoo and conditioner.

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

It's just a shame he's impossible to spot!

I've had no complaints.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Step grandad, and I shave my head as I'm too tight to buy shampoo and conditioner.

But you're still a grandad. That makes you old.

You sure it isn't to hide your loss of (grey) hair?

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

I've had no complaints.

You know what wimens are like...!