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OUR NAVAL RESERVE UNIT was at the StratCom Base, outside Omaha, for a conference. After dinner at the officers' club, my buddy and I went to the lounge, where a country band was playing. The audience was small, and during a break I told the female vocalist, "I can sympathize with your wanting a larger audience."
"Oh?" she asked. "What kind of performers are you?" I challenged her to figure it out, since our civilian clothes gave no clue. She finally guessed, "Male strippers?"
"It does have to do with cloth," explained my colleague. "We're chaplains."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Peter K. Muschinske
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
"Oh?" she asked. "What kind of performers are you?" I challenged her to figure it out, since our civilian clothes gave no clue. She finally guessed, "Male strippers?"
"It does have to do with cloth," explained my colleague. "We're chaplains."
--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Lt. Peter K. Muschinske
Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
