Clinton ordering out

ARMY101

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Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"

Clinton replied, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She walked away.

Cheney leans over to Clinton and said, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'."
 
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