Citzenship test




 
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Boots
 
November 19th, 2004  
jrotcwmckinnon
 
 

Topic: Citzenship test


1. What are the colors of the flag? (A)

2. How many stars are there in our flag? (A)

3. What color are the stars on our flag? (A)

4. What do the stars on the flag mean? (A)

5. How many stripes are there in the flag? (A)

6. What color are the stripes? (A)

7. What do the stripes on the flag mean? (A)

8. How many states are there in the union (United States)? (A)

9. What is the 4th of July? (A)

10. What is the date of Independence Day? (A)

11. Independence from whom? (A)

12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War? (A)

13. Who was the first president of the United States? (A)

14. Who is the president of the United States today? (A)

15. Who is the vice president of the United States? (A)

16. Who elects the president of the United States? (A)

17. Who becomes president of the United States if the president should die? (A)

18. For how long do we elect the president? (A)

19. What is the Constitution? (A)

20. Can the Constitution be changed? (A)

21. What do we call a change to the Constitution? (A)

22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution? (A)

23. How many branches are there in our government? (A)

24. What are the three branches of our government? (A)

25. What is the legislative branch of our government? (A)

26. Who makes the laws in the United States? (A)

27. What is Congress? (A)

28. What are the duties of Congress? (A)

29. Who elects Congress? (A)

30. How many senators are there in Congress? (A)

31. Can you name the two senators from your state? (A)

32. For how long do we elect each senator? (A)

33. How many representatives are there in Congress? (A)

34. For how long do we elect the representative? (A)

35. What is the executive branch of our government? (A)

36. What is the judicial branch of our government? (A)

37. What are the duties of the Supreme Court? (A)

38. What is the supreme law of the United States? (A)

39. What is the Bill of Rights? (A)

40. What is the capital of your state? (A)

41. Who is the current governor of your state? (A)

42. Who becomes president of the United States if the president and the vice president should die? (A)

43. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court? (A)

44. Can you name the 13 original states? (A)

45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"? (A)

46. Which countries were our principal allies during World War II? (A)

47. What is the 49th state of the Union (United States)? (A)

48. How many terms can a president serve? (A)

49. Who was Martin Luther King Jr.? (A)

50. Who is the head of your local government?
November 19th, 2004  
egoz
 

Topic: Re: Citzenship test


1. What are the colors of the flag? (A)red, white, blue
2. How many stars are there in our flag? (A)50
3. What color are the stars on our flag? (A)white
4. What do the stars on the flag mean? (A)a running tally of all the land this nation steals from the indigenous people
5. How many stripes are there in the flag? (A)13
6. What color are the stripes? (A)white and red
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean? (A)first 13 pieces of land stolen from the indians
8. How many states are there in the union (United States)? (A)states in the union? why not just say, how many states in the united states, because that's 50.
9. What is the 4th of July? (A)independance day
10. What is the date of Independence Day? (A)didn't i just answer this?
11. Independence from whom? (A)the lobster tails
12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War? (A)the one with the funny accent
13. Who was the first president of the United States? (A)george washington
14. Who is the president of the United States today? (A)lol...i mean bush
15. Who is the vice president of the United States? (A)puppet master cheney
16. Who elects the president of the United States? (A) "the people" it's really a bunch of no good politicians
17. Who becomes president of the United States if the president should die? (A)like it hasn't crossed cheney's mind...
18. For how long do we elect the president? (A)4 years
19. What is the Constitution? (A)the what now?
20. Can the Constitution be changed? (A)yes
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution? (A)a mistake fixer upper, nothing some white out can't cover up
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution? (A)err...27
23. How many branches are there in our government? (A)3
24. What are the three branches of our government? (A)legislature, executive, judicial
25. What is the legislative branch of our government? (A)old people with hidden agendas
26. Who makes the laws in the United States? (A)anyone who knows how to grease a few palms, if you know what i mean.
27. What is Congress? (A)see q.25
28. What are the duties of Congress? (A)lie, cheat, and steal, without getting caught
29. Who elects Congress? (A)old people who watch the news while young people complain and not vote
30. How many senators are there in Congress? (A)101 puerto rico gotta represent oh wait, no they don't
31. Can you name the two senators from your state? (A)maybe
32. For how long do we elect each senator? (A)4 years, but they keep getting re-elected, why...?
33. How many representatives are there in Congress? (A)ahhh....
34. For how long do we elect the representative? (A)see q.32
35. What is the executive branch of our government? (A)he's the guy who gets to joke around in the white house and pretend to be a president.
36. What is the judicial branch of our government? (A)old boring people who think black robes are a fashion statement (it's not 1790 anymore guys)
37. What are the duties of the Supreme Court? (A)to send the president and congress to their rooms when they get bad, and deliver a spanking when absolutly neccesary.
38. What is the supreme law of the United States? (A)uphold the constitution? yes, that's a question to a question. wait no, it's to take over the free world.
39. What is the Bill of Rights? (A)those are the 10 amendments jefferson came up with when he had realized he screwed up the constitution and couldn't just erase it.
40. What is the capital of your state? (A)hmm...depends on what my state is doesn't it?
41. Who is the current governor of your state? (A)jeez, i know this one
42. Who becomes president of the United States if the president and the vice president should die? (A)what, the president can...die? he kept telling me he was God.
43. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court? (A)the who now?
44. Can you name the 13 original states? (A)yes
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"? (A)can you repeat the question?
46. Which countries were our principal allies during World War II? (A)canada, uk, australia, USSR, poland, germany, japan, israel, let's all be friends guys...do it for the children.
47. What is the 49th state of the Union (United States)? (A) alaska, bet you can't name the year...*cough*1959*cough*
48. How many terms can a president serve? (A)2
49. Who was Martin Luther King Jr.? (A)pimpin black dude that had a dream or the uncontested heavy weight champion of the world, one of those two.
50. Who is the head of your local government?good question, i'll get back to you with that.


btw, just incase you didn't get it yet, i'm not serious.
November 20th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 
They are to hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about this one Q: Spell USA.

If they get it right then they are in.
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Boots
November 20th, 2004  
egoz
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by scott.moore
They are to hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of them are pretty hard. Not to mention that there are more native US citizens that don't know the answers than immigrants. Just for kicks they should give you a similar test at the end of high school just to see if you'd pass.
November 20th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by egoz
Just for kicks they should give you a similar test at the end of high school just to see if you'd pass.
They did and I passed all my exams but that was 18 years ago.