He had an amazing way with words:-
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill about the opening of his play (by telegram) - "Have reserved two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend — if you have one.”
Winston Churchill - "Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night—if you have one."
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!"
Winston replied, "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.