Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

[phoenix80]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and
...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

:-o

 

[Missileer]

I was wearing more than just my slippers and robe, I also had on PJs.

 

[dragonfett]

I should hope so, Missileer!

 

[tomtom22]

All right who stole number 2.
You think I wouldn't notice?
You all better be on your good behavior!
Santa's watching you
So isn't ................................................
Hey stop that...................
;-)

 

[istealfreefood]

haha! funny

 

[AJChenMPH]

All right who stole number 2.
You think I wouldn't notice?
You all better be on your good behavior!
Santa's watching you
So isn't ................................................
Hey stop that...................
;-)

For that matter, what happened to number 7?

 

[tomtom22]

I said 'Hey, stop that .........' when they were taking number 7.
Did you see them?

 

[tomtom22]

Have they stolen any more?

 

[bulldogg]

13 is missing... or was it ever really there? Hmmmm... tin foils hats and snorkel gear is the uniform of the day gents, cheerio.

 

[Team Infidel]

those are good.

 

[bigcanada813]

uh oh, we've lost bulldog again, oh well.

 

[bulldogg]

Quiet... I'm only pretending to be dead until they leave... best do the same my tinfoil tuke sporting friend.

 

[Sevens]

Hehehehe