Christian One Liners




 
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Christian One Liners
 
January 8th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Christian One Liners


Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the Best of you; remember, Moses started Out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anythingWithout a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the Front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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Oppor tunity may knock once, but temptation Bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your Church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a Better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose To judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile
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I don't know why some people Change churches; what difference does It make which one you stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who Are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The Will of God never takes you to Where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message, the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person Is by what it takes to..........discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
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January 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
i am passing these on to the chaplain right now.
October 18th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
sooo true!!
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