Chinese Newlyweds!




 
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Chinese Newlyweds!
 
December 15th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Chinese Newlyweds!


Chinese Newlyweds!
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about .. numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... chicken wiff broccori?"
December 15th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
Groan...
December 15th, 2005  
istealfreefood
 
 
haha. i love making fun of asian accents. there are a ton of Koreans where i am an we always joke around about their accents and eating dog.
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Chinese Newlyweds!
December 15th, 2005  
Missileer
 
 
A Korean friend assured me that they had dogs as pets and only ate the "fat, stupid" dogs.
December 15th, 2005  
xander
 
 
lol funny
December 16th, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
December 6th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Hey now, I resemble that remark!
December 6th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Too funny!
December 6th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
oh funny
December 6th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
My girlfriends brothers girlfriend(if that makes sense) is Korean, and they(my girlfriend and brother)just got a new puppy...My girlfriend told me that she "didnt want steph to come over because the puppy would be eaten." hahahaha