childrens books that didnt make it

November 1st, 2004  
rotc boy

Topic: childrens books that didnt make it

1 You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
November 2nd, 2004  
gee, i wonder why these books never got published
November 3rd, 2004  
rotc boy
Originally Posted by Darkmb101
gee, i wonder why these books never got published
wat sux is i wrote 1/2 of them
November 4th, 2004  
"When the goin gets tough, your gonnaa fall oover dead"

see what other names you can think up.
November 4th, 2004  
3. Dad's New Wife Robert

November 4th, 2004  
That one gay.
November 22nd, 2004  
November 23rd, 2004  
They sound like such great books too.
January 16th, 2007  
Well darn. And here I was so looking forward to giving them to my nieces and nephews for their birthdays, too.....
January 16th, 2007