chicken and roads

[behemoth79]

i was reading the other "why did the chicken cross the road?" thread and this dawned on me. what do you guys think?

why did the chicken cross the road?

ill start

...to get to the other side.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

no no..to go to the other neighboring farm to meet some relatives

 

[OORAH]

to go see the Mrs.

 

[FutureDevilDog]

to go see the Mr. :shock:

 

[OORAH]

to go see the junior :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[FutureHMSGrad]

Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again. :lol:

 

[FutureDevilDog]

To avoid this thread

 

[tomtom22]

To avoid this thread

That's the best one yet! :roll:
:twisted:

 

[Rob Henderson]

The chicken crossed the road because he was suicidal and wanted oncoming traffic to hit him so he wouldnt have to go back home to his abusive wife and disobeying children. :evil:

 

[MightyMacbeth]

Because he was blind and couldn't see what was over there, so he decided that he had to WALK over, but then he got glasses and decided to never cross the road again. :lol:

no no..thats the best. Its pretty pretty

 

[rotc boy]

he crossed the road because he though he saw a putty cat

 

[sunb!]

What was he doing there in the first place? Let us sue the farmer for not taking care of his chickens...

 

[FULLMETALJACKET]

To become a Marine

 

[The Cooler King]

No, no, no. To get away from the Marines.

 

[FULLMETALJACKET]

To show his love for the marines

 

[Delta]

To avoid becoming my dinner.
Still caught the the little runner.